If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the
children of the world to join together in peace and
love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
1: All the Children of the world to sing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas
1: Kids singing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free per year for life
3: To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas
1: The crap about the kids
2: $1,000,000
3: All encompassing power
4: 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 super models and, of course, my wife

Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible. So, let's rearrange

1: All encompassing power
2: The orgasm
3: The money

OHHH!! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in. Now.. My wish this Christmas would be

1: The power
2: To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in hell
3. The orgasm
4. The Money
5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.