Al Gore and George W. Bush found themselves in the same barbershop at the same time, seated side by side, getting the works. Their barbers finished shaving the two presidential candidates right about the same time, and each barber reached for some aftershave to slap on the customers' faces.

Bush shouted, "Hey, don't put that shit on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

Gore said calmly to his own barber: "Go ahead and put it on. *My* wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."