The day care teacher held up a picture and asked,
"What's this?"

"A horsy." one child answered.

"And this?" the teacher asks.

"A piggy." replied another youngster.

"And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack. There was no answer, only total silence.

"Come now, children." she coaxed, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"

"I know! I know!!" said one little girl. "A horny bastard."