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Three Hillbillies

Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas.....One says, "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shopping today and bought an air conditioner...Hell, we ain't got no 'lectric!"

The others laugh. The other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin, my wife's dumber than that! She went shoppin' yesterday and had a washing machine delivered." He snickered, "Why nobody 'round here has plumbin'!"

The others laughed. The third hillbilly said, "Well I reckon my woman's got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six rubbers. Hell.... she ain't got no penis!"



Squish Date 10/04/1999

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