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FLIGHT RISK:
Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

GOOD JOB:
A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" Job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.

IRRITAINMENT:
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find your-self unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example. Bill Clinton's video Grand Jury testimony is another.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

UNINSTALLED:
Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voice- mail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an Uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance. *(Syn: decruitment.)

VULCAN NERVE PINCH:
The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command Key, the Return Key, and the Power On key.

YUPPIE FOOD STAMPS:
The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal,"We each owe $8, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."

CLM - Career Limiting Move:
Used to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.

ADMINISHPERE:
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

DILBERTED:
To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."

404:
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. "Don't bother asking him . . . he's 404, man."

GENERICA:
Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions. Used as in "We were so lost in generica that I forgot what city we were in."

OHNOSECOND:
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

UMFRIEND:
A personal relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship, as in "This is Dyan, my ... um ... friend."



Squish Date 10/13/1999

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