#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun......