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1. All teenagers should get a high school education even if they already know everything.

2. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals ** dying of nothing.

4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

5. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

7. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

8. I'm not 40 something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

9. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

10. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

11. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

12. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

13. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

14. You read about all these terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung around on expired visas, some for as long as 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.



Squish Date 10/03/2002

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