Your biggest loss from a system crash is you lose your best jokes.

Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

It no longer amazes you that computer security is more important than having computers

Appearance is more important than substance.

When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone else's problem; when management screws up they are promoted.

Your office computer was just upgraded to a 90 MHz Pentium today.

When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie

Computer specialists know less about computers than your teenager.

You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.

You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.

You can name more Government employees that used to work with you than ones you currently work with.