Carpe Diem
Seize the Day

Carpet Diem
Seize the Carpet

Car Payment Diem
Seize the Checkbook

Carpe Diarrheam
Seize the Toilet Paper

Carpe Duh
Seize the Idiot

Carp Diem
Fish of the Day

Crampy Diem
Seize the Midol

Carpe Diet
Seize the Rice Cakes

Carpe Dig'Em
Seize the Sugar Smacks

Carpal Diem
Seize the Knuckles

Carnal Diem
Seize the Smut

Carpe Diplomam
Seize the Sheepskin