This is pretty scary!!!!! I don't know what America will do if this happens......

Kabul, Afghanistan---October 12, 2001--

A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if the attack on its territory is not stopped. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.