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Political Quotes

"I resent your insinuendoes."

"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same."

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate."

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."

"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository."

"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

"To be demeanered like that is an exercise in fertility."

"If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there."

"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about."

"People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on."



Squish Date 10/01/2001

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