"Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"
-Jim Bouton

"Do they leave it there during the game?"
-Bill Lee, On first seeing Fenway's Green Monster

"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out."
-George Brett

"The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint."
-Reggie Jackson