A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,

"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies,

"What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two- story house?"

The man answers,

"Well Judge, one story is............

'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"