Everything Southern has its spiritual Yankee counterpart.
Here's how to tell which is which:

The North has sun-dried too-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches

The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses

The North has Mom
The South has Mama

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions

The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee press-on nails

The North has saving the whales
The South has getting saved

The North has double last names
The South has double first names

The North has sensational tabloids
The South has neighbors

The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms

The North, a gal says, you can sleep with me
The South Y'all can sleep with me

The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR