Man:"Haven't we met before?"
Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man:"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man:"Is this seat empty?"
Woman:"Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down."

Man:"So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man:"Your place or mine?"
Woman:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man:"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman:"It's in the phone book."
Man:"But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."

Man:"So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:"I'm a female impersonator."

Man:"What sign were you born under?"
Woman:"No Parking."

Man:"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman:"Do not enter."

Man:"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:"Unfertilized!"

Man:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman:"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man:"I know how to please a woman."
Woman:"Then please leave me alone."

Man:"I want to give myself to you."
Woman:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man:"I can tell that you want me."
Woman:"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you - to leave."

Man:"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man:"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots?"
Woman:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man:"May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman:"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man:"Your body is like a temple."
Woman:"Sorry, there are no services today."

Man:"I'd go through anything for you."
Woman:"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man:"I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman:"Yes, but would you stay there?"