WUF WUF - On a Brown Rover

4CEFU - Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked in my development once.

2QT4U - 2 Cute for you

TUSKY - To ski

TIHZ O - Another one that works in the rear view mirror. This guy fooled the Ontario authorities.

4MYEGO on a Porsche.

BSSCLRNT - On a professional bass clarinetist' car.

BANDLADY - On a high school band teacher's car.

ORFFAN - On a car of music educator, who teaches using methods developed by Carl Orff.

SEWBIZ - the name of my parents' sewing machine dealership, and they had it on their plates at one time.

IDUNTOLU - Seen on a school principal's car. He was in charge of discipline.

GGR OOM on a Horse Grooming Company car.

PN DCTR on acupuncturist's car.

6UL DV8 - Sexual Deviate (This one almost got through.)

JUNK - on a 1993 GMC (jimmy). It belongs to me. I'm a recycler of junk metals in Maryland.

MNOPAZ - on a car that was filled with ladies who all appeared to be in their 50s.

PBFT - Silverfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead

SXIZFN - Self-explanatory

ML8ML8 - I'm late, I'm late {for a very important date}, On a white Volkswagen Rabbit.

N24PLAY - Seen on the street in Wichita

FR8TRAIN - Freight Train - The nickname of a railroad enthusiast in North Carolina

PONU2 - P*** on you, too. No explanation necessary. (I'm surprised this one got past the censors at the DMV.)

PUR XTC - pure ecstasy, on a Porsche (what else?)

HANGMHI - hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior Court judge's Jaguar. This judge is known for being very no-nonsense.

NOT OJS - on a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia.

IBCNU - a large white Elderado. It was clean and fancy. Was driven by a HUGE black man with leather, gold chains, in Baltimore, Md.

38DD - Years ago, I delivered pizzas regularly in a certain apartment complex, where there was a red sports car always parked with this tag. I'd always assumed the owner was a stripper. (It pays to advertise!)

E-I-E-I-O - An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose name is really McDonald.

BOXDOC - A local gynecologist in New Jersey.

3KUM966 - use your imagination.