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Jacob and Rebecca

Jacob (92)& Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding & on the way go past a drugstore.

Jacob suggests that they go in and addresses the man behind the counter.

"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes"

Jacob: Do you sell heart medication? Pharmacist: Of course we do.

Jacob: How about medicine for circulation? Pharmacist: All kinds.

Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism? Pharmacist: Definitely.

Jacob: How about Viagra? Pharmacist: Of course.

Jacob: Medicine for memory? Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.

Jacob: How about vitamins & sleeping pills? Pharmacist: Absolutely.

Jacob turns to Rebecca and says..............

"Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them!"



Squish Date 09/06/2002

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