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Everything is falling!!

The experts say that the building where Arafat is staying with about 200 aides and security officials is in danger off falling.

The United States economic activity continues to fall beyond what the experts predicted. The experts agree what is needed to get the economy started is consumer confidence.

The news out of Washington does not help build confidence.

Each day we find that the balance sheets of major corporations were not balanced and that our intelligent agencies were not that intelligent. And one day we get information saying that Saddam Hussein is the enemy and he wants to blow us up. And the next day the experts say, "Well, even if he would like to blow us up he can not because he does not have the capabilities." And then they say - "But what if he gets the them!" And then everyone agrees that would be terrible. And then they say, "We have to stop him before he gets them."

I wonder if our first Lady has "Chicken Little" in her library and instead of paying a visit to Sesame Street she pay a visit to the hill - and read the story to the President, his Cabinet and our Congress.

For those of you who don't know the story - here are the opening words -- "Oh my goodness!" said Chicken Little. "The sky is falling!



Squish Date 09/25/2002

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