On Husband-and-Wife day at La Quinta in Palm Springs, a player drove straight down the 1st fairway. Taking over, his wife sliced the ball 100 yards into the rough. The husband gritted his teeth and made a magnificent recovery right onto the green. The wife blasted her putt past the pin into a deep trap. Delicately, the man lifted the ball back to the green-where it rolled into the cup.

He turned to his wife. "We'll have to do a bit better than that from now on, dear. The hole was bogey five."

"Don't give me a hard time, " she snapped, "only two of those strokes were mine."