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Three Roses

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him if he would keep her operation completely confidential. He asked why. She said, " The lips on my vagina are too large and I want a reduction, but I don't want anyone to know about it."

"I see, said the doctor. After thinking about it, he agreed.

She had the operation and woke up to find three roses on her pillow. Furious that people knew about her operation, she rang for the doctor.

He came in and she said," Why did you tell anyone to send me roses?"

He said, "Calm down, the first rose came from me because I felt sorry that you had to go through this alone."

"Who the hell gave me the second one?" "The nurse who assisted in the operation," said the doctor.

"And the third?"

"The guy from the burn unit who wanted to thank you for his new ears.



Squish Date 08/15/1999

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