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I Know the Feeling

When I went to lunch in the mall food court today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 old sitting on a bench near J. C. Penney and he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee.

I said: Well, then why are you crying?

He said, "she makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon.

I said: "Well so why are you crying?

He said: "For Dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00 am.

I said: Well, why in the world would you be crying?

He said : "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"



Squish Date 08/02/1999

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