10.) Mind if I use your laptop?

9.) Just stick it in my box.

8.) You're getting too soft.

7.) If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6.) I want it on my desk, NOW!

5.) Hmmmmmmm.... I think it's out of fluid!

4.) Her equipment is so old, the end result is always unsatisfactory.

3.) It's an entry-level position.

2.) When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1.) It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there...