Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says,
"My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says,
"That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says,
"I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"