Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please?

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is 10 Years.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.

Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are committed.

Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.