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Still more things to ponder....

Time will stop for cheap watches.

Family problems are all relative.

The best cure for world hunger is food.

You'll never hear a mime talk trash.

Triple X movies are overrated.

It's nice to be sensitive towards irritating losers.

Ritalin could help photographers focus.

People who sit under trees are kinda shady.

Coughing up a lung would be cool if it was a trick.

Empty handed, fully loaded.

Studying physics could cause motion sickness.

The sun will come up tommorow. It will also go down.

A penny for your thoughts is a highway robbery.

The sound of silence is deafening.

Porn actors are usually up-and-coming.

Helping verbs don't need a pat on the back.

Good gags prevent people from talking.

People with box-shaped hair have square roots.

Looking on the bright side of life causes skin cancer.

Throwing out wristwatches is a waste of time.

Matches made in heaven aren't fire-proof.

It would be ironic to die in the living room.

Good things come to those who order them.

When you pay attention, you can't get a refund.

Good friends are hard to find when they are camoflouged.

You can get sick of hanging out with a hypochondriac.

Most colleges except losers.

You should treat sex like driving -- head first.

If the Devil went public it would be a hot stock.

Olympic runners are easy to track around.

Fake orgasms are better than real celibacy.

When push comes to shove, run away.



Squish Date 07/13/2003

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