One day John goes to the church and takes a seat in the confessional.

"Father", he says, "this week I have sinned forty three times."

"My son", the priest says, "this is a bad thing. Who did this happen with?"

"My wife, Jill," John answers.

"But that is not a sin", the priest says, "That is common behavior in a marriage."

"I know', John says with a smile, "I was just anxious to tell someone."