Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student

Merlyn Streep: professional magician

Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant

Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath

Bette Fidler: skilled symphony musician

Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs

Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer

Draw Barrymore: portrait artist

Leanardo de Cappuccino: founder, coffee-shop chain