* The first rule about Beer Club is you do not talk about Beer Club.

* The Barney Rule: Every sentence must start or end with a belch.

* Always offer to buy the first round if you want to impress the Bush girls.

* The optimum number of beers consumed is directly proportional to the ugliness of one's date divided by the distance to the bathroom.

* If you drink a beer that has a fly in it, you are required by law to allow the fly to escape to freedom through your nose.

and the Number 1 Little-Known Rule of Beer Drinking...
* Never puke on something white after Labor Day.