A country lad comes to the big city. He sits down at the bar and sees a real beauty sitting at the other end. He tells the bartender to get a drink for her.

"Don't bother dude, she's a lesbian."

"I don't care!" says the lad, "Gimme the drink, and I'll take it over myself..."

So the lad slides up and sits down next to the lady and says:

...."So babe, what part of Lesbia are you from?"