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Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes (from TV's "Cheers") -------------------------------------------------- "Can I draw you a beer Norm ?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." -------------------------------------------------- "How's a beer sound Norm?" "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in." -------------------------------------------------- "What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a nice beer Normie?" "Going Down?" -------------------------------------------------- "What's new Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What'll it be Normie?" "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a beer Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you." -------------------------------------------------- "What'd you like Normie?" "A reason to live. Give me another beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What'll you have Normie?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." -------------------------------------------------- "What'd you say Norm?" "Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a beer Norm?" "Hiya, sailor. New in town?" -------------------------------------------------- (Coming in from the rain) "Evening everybody." Everybody: "Norm!" "Still pouring Norm?" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing." -------------------------------------------------- "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink." -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." -------------------------------------------------- "Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." -------------------------------------------------- "How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can." -------------------------------------------------- "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, if she calls, I'm not here." -------------------------------------------------- "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" "Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?" -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "Another layer for the winter, Wood." -------------------------------------------------- "What cha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." -------------------------------------------------- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." -------------------------------------------------- "How's life treating you Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." -------------------------------------------------- "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts." -------------------------------------------------- "What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." -------------------------------------------------- "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty." -------------------------------------------------- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." -------------------------------------------------- "What's the story Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." -------------------------------------------------- "How's about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." -------------------------------------------------- "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."
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