In pharmacology all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.
Other names considered were: Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxnoworkin and Mydixarizen.

Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra:

10. Viagra, it's "WhaazzzzzUp!"

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker-upper.

8. Viagra, Like A Rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

3. Viagra, Tastes great!......., More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis.......This is your penis on drugs.