1. Have e-mail addresses on more than 3 servers.

2. For fun you think up funny domain names

3. Have more money invested in your computer than your car.
...and don't see any thing wrong with it.

4. Would rather die than buy a "dummies" book.

5. Think people who can't set the clock on the VCR are pathetic.

6. Have ever tried to verbally coax an answer from your computer.

7. Have ever written :-) on paper.

8. Have ever used a computer for more than 6 straight hours.

9. Have ever used a computer past 4AM.

10. Own more than 6 computer books thicker than 2 inches.

(If you just measured your books in an attempt to dodge that last one, you're definitely a geek.)