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Lawyer in Bangkok

A lawyer was visiting Bangkok. He went to the most exclusive Escort Agency and asked if he could take Sue-Lin to dinner.

"Yes", said the Madam. It will cost you $100 for Sue-Lin's company. No sex. And she must be back here at 12 p. m."

Sue-Lin was the most stunningly beautiful Eurasian creature the lawyer had ever seen. She was delicate, and statuesque with the perfect trim figure. He wined her and dined her, but before returning her home, he gave her $1,000. "This is a gift", he said. Sue-Lin eyes widened and she told him that he was a wonderful and generous man, and she slipped her hand inside his pants and gave him the best hand-job he had ever experienced.

Before she left him, he said "Will you have dinner with me again tomorrow night?" .

"Oh yes, most certainly", she replied." I will cancel all my previous engagements."

The next night, the lawyer wined and dined Sue-Lin again. He could not get over her beauty, and at the end of the evening, gave her another $1,000 and said, "Sue-Lin, this is a gift just for you."

Sue-Lin was overcome with gratitude and had a tear in her eye. "You are the most generous person I have ever met", she said and she lent over and gave him the most amazing blow-job he had ever experienced.

Before she left him he asked "Sue-lin, would you come to dinner with me again tomorrow night?"

"Of course I will!", said Sue-Lin. "I will do anything for such a kind, generous man."

So he wined and dined Sue-Lin again, and this time he invited her back to her apartment, where he gave her another $1,000. This truly overwhelmed Sue-Lin. She quickly undressed and fell into the lawyer's arms on the bed, where they made wild, passionate love until five in the morning in ways he did not know even existed. Then the lawyer told Sue-Lin that he had to leave as he was catching a plane for Sydney at seven o'clock that morning.

"Sydney!", said Sue-Lin. "You didn't tell me you came from Sydney! I have a sister who lives in Sydney!"

"Yes, I know", said the lawyer. "She is the one who sent you the $3,000."



Squish Date 05/19/2004

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