Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

"Hi there, how is it going ?"

Ok - I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:

"Not bad..."

Then the voice says: - "So, what are you doing ?"

I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east.."

Then I hear the person say all flustered: - Look I'll call you back - every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!