Standing at a bus stop one day a woman sees a young boy lighting a cigarette. She approaches the boy and asks him: "Aren't you a little young to be smoking,how old are you?"

"8 years old." Answers the boy.

"8? And how long have you been smoking?" she asked.

"Oh, I started right after i made love for the first time." the boy said.

"MADE LOVE? And when, may I ask, was that?" the woman continued.

The boy thought for a moment and replied: "I can't remember, I was drunk!"