After drowning his sorrows at the bar for hours, Fred said to the bartender, "I must be the most pathetic thing you've seen in a long time."

"Not exactly," corrected the bartender. "You see that table of baseball players over there?"

Fred looked and saw a local men's baseball team celebrating with drink and hearty laughter.

The bartender continued, "They finally broke a two season long losing streak."

"Well you can't blame them for celebrating."

"Yes you can," the bartender argued. "The game was rained out."