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Marital Happiness

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."

"I know about sex, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make lasagna."



Squish Date 03/02/2003

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