10. The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?

9. I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.

8. The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best.

7. I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? Aol must have messed up again!

6. I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?

5. I didn't know you liked jewelry.

4. I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.

3. Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.

2. I thought we would do something different this year.

1. I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.

One EXTRA Excuse: You didn't remind me!