--If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

--I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

--If it is true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning

--How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

--I was about to go and masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face

--My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

--Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spagetti. Lets go fuck

--Is that a keg in your pants? 'cause I would love to tap that ass!!

--If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

--You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know weather to mount you or eat you.

--Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

--Could I touch your belly button - from the inside??

--I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't u+I=69

--How about we play lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat.