Humor Search
Home | Computer Stuff | Fun Stuff | Network Stuff | Sports Stuff | Contact



Love, Lust or Marriage?

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

LOVE -- when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST -- when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE -- when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

LOVE -- when you argue over how many children to have
LUST -- when you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE -- when you argue over money

LOVE -- when you share everything you own
LUST -- when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE -- when the bank owns everything

LOVE -- when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST -- when the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARRIAGE -- what's a climax?



Squish Date 02/23/2003

Back to Squish Archives