Following are some potential company mergers.

Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M & Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price: New company will be called Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: New company will be called Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: New company will be called Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: New company will be called Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: New company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da

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