Two buddies were sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy who was sitting at the other end of the bar.

"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car,... yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"

"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows!"