"According to a new study by the Census Bureau, 20 percent of people in the United States speak a language other than English. And, 98 percent of those people work in customer service."
-- Jay Leno

"It's been reported that public schools in California are so strapped for money that they are dropping foreign language classes. People in California complain that unless the students study a foreign language, they won't understand their governor."
-- Conan O'Brien