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Breakup

When my last girlfriend realized that I was really kicking her lazy ass out for good, she started trying to patch things up. She got all sad, and looked at me with tenderness, saying, "You know I love you. Say those three little words that will make me walk on air."

I said, "Go hang yourself."



Squish Date 01/20/2004

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