10. At the Inaugural parade George W. Bush gets stopped at a DUI checkpoint and blows a 6.3.

9. Bill and Hillary throw a barn fire with all the pictures of them pretending to be in love.

8. Floridians make good on their threat to protest the Inauguration but get lost in downtown D.C.

7. Bush gets speech confused with wife's shopping list and urges Americans to "Seek out non-fat milk, paper towels and chips."

6. Ronald Reagan crashes the Gala Dinner and shows off new hip by doing La Vida Loca.

5. With Bill finally out of office, all of the other White House interns come out of hiding and return to civilization.

4. The embarrassing removal of the bawling Al Gore and the radiator he handcuffed himself to.

3. Watching the ceremony on live television, millions of Americans are jolted out of their denial and flee to Cuba for a better life.

2. Jesse Jackson interrupts ceremony and makes devastating confession: "Vice President Dick Cheney, I'm your uncle!"

1. The Bush's are introduced to the new sleeping arrangement: George and Laura in the master bed with Bubba in the middle.